Over the last year, we have had numerous inquiries about offering Iron Woody Dealer and Affiliate Programs.  Given Woody's enormous physical strength, greed and mental weakness, he decided to bend to the will of the people and start one.

Iron Woody Dealer & Affiliate Guidelines

There are basically three requirements for becoming an Iron Woody Dealer or Affiliate:

1. Your company and website must relate to fitness in some way.  Sorry Microsoft.  Ultimately Iron Woody makes the final decision on what relates and what doesn't. (Boy is that scary.)
2. You have to keep an active PayPal account.  (That's how we send you your electronic Federal Reserve tokens.)
3. You or your company can't be a cheeselog.  We don't want our name associated with companies that have a bad reputation.  Sorry Microsoft.

That's pretty much it.  If your website fits the bill and your interested, fill out the form below. After the "growth hormone protein shake" wears off, Woody will look at your site, and send you a reply with further details.

Note to Bill Gates:  Please stop sending e-mails.  The decision is final.